INFJ: Flower crown- “Let’s make one together!”
ESTP: Arm candy- “Jealous?”
INTJ: Burgundy lipstick- “I was going to wear red lipstick, but it didn’t say ‘I could kill a man’ loud enough”
ESFP: Prom dress, if they could- “Why not look your best, all the time?”
INFP: Brightly colored hair- “What are you looking at? Do you like it? Let’s be friends!”
ESTJ: Blazer- “Let’s get down to buisness”
INTP: Headphones- “Don’t talk to me”
ESFJ: A big, fabulous hat- “I know, right?”
ISFJ: A sundress- “I just loved this darling flower pattern”
ENTP: Fantastic hair- “This took me an hour and a lot of product. *wink* Want to feel it sweetheart?”
ISTJ: Suit and tie- “Dress for the job you want”
ENFP: Bow tie- “Because they’re cool”
ISFP: Winged eyeliner “It’s punk rock”
ENTJ: Red lipstick- “I’m in charge”
ISTP: Sunglasses- “Leave me alone immediately”
ENFJ: “The prettiest thing on anyone is a smile, honey”
- aries: can write hella cute poems
- taurus: amazing at putting together ikea furniture
- gemini: best mac and cheese maker around
- cancer: can decorate cakes really good
- leo: photoshop expert
- virgo: can memorize song lyrics in a flash
- libra: great at finding four leaf clovers
- scorpio: super good with makeup
- sagittarius: can take really pretty photos
- capricorn: expert tree climber
- aquarius: awesome at giving speeches
- pisces: can beat any and every video game
People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows
"so why do you like lord of the rings so much?" [opens 80 slide per point presentation] [pulls out index cards] [places graphs on stands in front] [carefully arranges posters] [clears throat] "why, friend, i am so glad you asked"
MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!
COME TO THE BACK
THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI
Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.
The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on.
my entire face is literally on fire
After Fred died George developed a line of Cheering Chocolates, Nightmare Nougat and Memory Mallow for himself and others with PTSD.
Eventually he expanded the line to Safe Silent Sparklers for those with sound sensitivities or triggers and Trigger Talismans which vibrate and block out sound when a trigger is said so that the wearer can leave.
HEADCANON SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, AND ACCEPTED.